I heard there was a toothless woman in Kentucky who is known for eating massive hunks of meat. When asked how she does it she relied, "I just gum the hell out of it, dadgummit!" She won the Kentucky State Fair corn on the cob eating contest the last 5 years in a row. "Ain't nobody gonna beat me. I likes the husks and all", she said. "Helps my 'roids. I's gotz one the size of a possum. It hurts but my husband and kids are kinda proud of it sos I lets em have their fun pokin' it."